Do you remember Faker from Masters of the Universe? The Evil Robot of Skeletor? No? You probably know him better as The Weird-Ass Blue He-Man. Supposedly Faker was a robot employed by Skeletor to impersonate He-Man. Faker was a perfect replica for He-Man in every way. Except for the fact that he was blue. And that he had red hair. And different armor. And a bright orange sword. Other than those few sticking points Faker could apparently pass for He-Man. Keep in mind, the Eternians never seemed to notice the fact that Prince Adam and He-Man are the same person so, while they may have been The Masters of the Universe, they were not the smartest people in the universe. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they were tired from working out all the time (seriously does anyone on the planet not have a six-pack?) and maybe having town hall debates about health care or whatever it is that they do when they are not keeping Skeletor out of Castle Grayskull.
Faker was recently released as a premium action figure on mattycollector.com as part of the Masters of the Universe Classics series. The Evil Robot of Skeletor has an awesome funky paint job and removable armor to reveal...a pair of old-school magnetic tape rolls! How wacky is that? Apparently he was like an evil Omnibot 2000.
Faker looks appropriately pissed off but wouldn't you be if you were him? It can't be easy being the the most inept attempt at an evil twin in the history of pop culture, literally the red headed stepchild of Masters of the Universe, but damn it if he is not a cool action figure.
Director: Eugene Lourie Genre: Monster on the loose, proto-daikaiju movie.
THE MOVIE:
You may not have seen The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms but it is without a doubt one of the most influential genre movies of the 1950’s and beyond. If it seems like a fairly typical 1950’s monster movie (A giant prehistoric creature is awakened by atomic testing at a remote location while bland characters try to find a way to stop it as it wreaks havoc on the nearest big city) that is because it was copied over and over again. It also has an interesting but under-developed subplot about the dinosaur carrying a virulent disease.
Typical alarmist Liberal Media.
Lourie’s was later followed by such movies as Them! (1954) and It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955.) The Beast actually resembles another seminal monster movie: Gojira, or Godzilla: King of the Monsters, (1954) as the Americanized version of the original film was known. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms is actually the midpoint between King Kong and the original Godzilla series. Like King Kong it uses stop-motion technology to bring the story of a monster terrorizing New York to life. Like Gojira the monster is saurian and is the result of atomic testing.
One could actually make the case that the American Godzilla (1998) was in fact more of a remake of The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms than Gojira. Its creature is far more like the Rhedosaur in nature than Toho’s Godzilla. And the American Godzilla’s landing in New York is almost identical the Rhedosaur’s arrival in The Beast. There are several other shots in the Godzilla remake that seem to intentionally pay homage to The Beast from 20000 Fathoms. Maybe they should have just remade that movie instead.
THE MONSTER/EFFECTS:
The Rhedosaurus effects are accomplished though some very nice stop motion courtesy of the great Ray Harryhousen and some truly crappy hand puppet work for close ups. I was really surprised by how good the creature looked in most of his shots. Its nice to see that in the twenty years since the original King Kong the stop motion techniques were refined to a kind of high art form. The Rhedosaur has a wonderful three dimensionality and texture under the lights and is well integrated into the backgrounds.
New York is a great city...for me to poop on!!
This particular dinosaur is not your usual T-Rex or Allosaurus clone but an invented quadrupedal carnivorous creature. It resembles the animals that Naomi Watts stumbles upon in Peter Jackson’s King Kong (2005) which later chase her into a rotting log before getting munched on by a bigger dino. The Rhedosaur is ike that, but much bigger.
MONSTERS FEATURED:
The Rhedosaurus and some stock footage ocean life.
The Rhedosaur, terrorizing Ralph Kramden's apartment building.
MOST MEMORABLE SEQUENCE:
There are actually quite a few, from the famous attack on the lighthouse to the creature’s entrapment in a Coney Island roller coaster.
DVD AVAILABILITY:
It is available on it’s own with a nice little documentary featuring an interview with Harryhousen and some trailers or in a two-pack with Them!
Here's the trailer to Michael Moore's new documentary Capitalism: A Love Story. What can you say about Michael Moore? People either love him or hate him. I'm a fan of his. I don't always agree with him but in a world where people are getting their own television shows for shooting 8 kids out of their cooch I'll take a guy who's at least trying to do something funny and smart in front of a camera. Here he is doing what I love seeing him do. Chasing old rich white dudes with cameras. They can make that an Olympic event with just Moore competing. Alright now I support Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympics. Cleeeeearrrly that was the deal breaker. My one issue with a new Michael Moore movie is the same fear I had with the Bruno movie. How much will Moore be able to get away with on camera? Moore is such a recognizable face that his targets probbably know who he is by now and they are not going to talk to him. Chase them old rich white dudes any way Mike! I would but then I'd miss a day of work and wouldn't get paid, yadda yadda yadda. Take a look at the trailer for yourself peoples and if you see an old white dude on the street ask him, "Hey! Where's all my paper at son!" Capitalism: A Love Story arrives in theaters on October 2nd. I hope that's a payday or else I can't afford to see it.
The trailer for The Wolfman is out and it looks awesome. When I heard Michelle Pfeiffer and Jack Nicholson were teaming up, like you I thought "Awesome! Catwoman vs. the Joker!". Then they throw in James Spader? Sign me up! What? Wait...what'd I say?
Oh...this is a different movie. Word. Anthony Hopkins is back reprising his role as Dr. Van Helsing in the new film The Wolfman. What? Not him? I don't understand...
Ok, I'm back. I've done a little research. This is a whole different movie. Apparently this is a trailer for another version of The Wolfman starring Academy Award winner Benicio Del Toro, Academy Award winner Anthony Hopkins and Teen Choice Award nominee Emily Blunt.
"Inspired by the classic Universal film that launched a legacy of horror, The Wolfman brings the myth of a cursed man back to its iconic origins. Oscar winner Benicio Del Toro stars as Lawrence Talbot, a haunted nobleman lured back to his family estate after his brother vanishes. Reunited with his estranged father (Oscar winner Anthony Hopkins), Talbot sets out to find his brother...and discovers a horrifying destiny for himself. Joe Johnston directs The Wolfman, and six-time Oscar®-winning special effects artist Rick Baker brings his design and makeup talents to transform Del Toro into the fearsome title character." Thanks Trailer Addict!
This trailer didn't quite sink its teeth into me. I was surprised to see they cast Benicio as Hopkins son...I know, in Barack Obama's America we don't see race, but this was slightly jarring as Benicio is one of the leading Latino actors of our generation and Anthony Hopkins is black. Maybe we'll see his mother in the film and all we be resolved. Aside from that it felt like your standard CG affair. There's some interesting werewolf transformation visuals but nothing revolutionary or mind blowing. Run of the mill. If I have my periods correct, I'm looking forward to Sherlock Holmes a little more. Judge for yourself, The Wolfman opens in theaters February 10th, 2010.
When a man meets that special video game, there is a certain magical spark that occurs. There has to be a special kind of chemistry that will let him know, This is the right game for me. After all, how often have you been recommended a video game, read a glowing review in a magazine only to find when you have taken it home-gotten it out of its packaging, fooled around with its tutorial level-this is not a game with which you can spend hours and hours. This is awkward and uncomfortable for all involved.
However, with certain games you know you can commit right away. It's cool. You know this is a game that you will play often and worthy of your collection. But, sadly, nothing lasts forever and there is no real monogamy in video games.
These are my ex games.
In 1996 I bought a Nintendo 64, upon learning about the upcoming Star Wars game, Shadows of the Empire (a long and sad story for another time involving the quest for the perfect Star Wars game). After some nauseating hours playing Super Mario 64, I finally got used to the idea of 3D gaming and soon discovered the joy ofthe classic first-person shooter Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (in my mind it will always be Turok, The Dinosaur Hunter). I spent hours and hours in my little studio apartment in Rogers Park completely immersed in this (at the time) amazing world of killer dinosaurs, attempting to locate all of the pieces of the Chronoscepter. Turok was loaded with some absolutely insane weapons and featured a uniquely open and expansive world for its time when corridor shooters like Doom were the norm.
Personally, I was knocked out by the design aspects of the game, particularly its locations which had a real world, Pre-Colombian historical aesthetic. Many of the building were based on Mayan or Incan structures which really captured my imagination at the time. In some strange way, this game was a stepping stone towards some of the things in which I would be interested later in life and some of the traveling that I would do. When I finally made it to my first Inca ruin, high in the Andes of Peru, I couldn't help thinking of Turok.
I will always regret that I never finished this game. I'm not sure how it all ended. Shame. Boredom. Negligence. A furtive transaction at Funcoland. You spend weeks and weeks together and this is what happens. It makes it hard to keep playing video games. Maybe one day I will see Turok on the Wii Virtual Console and I will take it out for a spin. Or maybe it will never be the same.
Well hello James Cameron. I want to thank you for joining us back here on the surface and no longer making documentaries about the Titanic. Can you believe that the last movie James Cameron directed was Titanic? That feels like it came out way back in 1997 because....well it came out way back in 1997. After 12 years Cameron is back with the long awaited ridiculously anticipated Avatar. Expectations are through the nerd-roof with this one partly because it's James Cameron and him not making a movie since the aforementioned (ooooh I used the word aforementioned today!) Titanic. Also much has been said, from Cameron himself at times, about the groundbreaking 3D technology we are going to be seeing in the movie. Well the trailer is out and what do I think? I can't comment on the 3D aspect because the trailer isn't in 3D, but the visuals in this movie? Worrrrd. They are ridiculous. The landscapes, the Na'vi creatures, (those are the Blue aliens we see for all you nerds who haven't been following the pre-production of this movie and yes I did adjust my glasses as I wrote that), the Mech suits (similar to those seen in the Matrix Revolutions and thank you will I adjust my glasses again), the battles in the sky between the Na'vi and those military future-copters (also similar to those seen in The Incredibles and for the final Tri-force of Power I will just lower my glasses slightly and peer at you). I am interested in seeing Cameron's vision of the military in the future. Movies are still ripping off today what he did with his vision of the military from Aliens. If we get anyone like Hudson or Hicks, (hell I'll even take Carter Burke!) here then Cameron could be crowned King yet again. Oh and did I mention Sigourney Weaver is in this? Lord. A. Mercy. You know what the more I'm writing this the more I'm believing that this movie is going to be great. Avatar arrives in theaters on December 18th. You can see the trailer at Apple by clicking here.
Myles: Is it ok to be disappointed? I know I'm going to get a lot of shit for this but really, I've been waiting 12 years for Cameron to make a film. 12 years!! And our first glimpse of his new movie looks like yet another Hollywood CG fest. I know it's just a teaser but still. And the plot? Let me guess, a soldier who can't walk transfers his mind into an "avatar" to go searching for something on another planet only to get lost, fall in love with the hostiles and join them in their fight against the humans. Am I close? I'm guessing I am.
But after having said all that the question is will it be any good? I'm guessing absofuckinglutely. This is Cameron after all. The guy hasn't made a bad movie yet. Yes even you Pirahna II. And lets not forget it will be in 3D which will guarantee to rape your eyeballs.
RICKY: It is okay to be disappointed Myles. It's a CG fest but it's Cameron who's in charge. That's the big difference. I don't think he's doing this just to show off his new toys. This isn't based on a video game, even though there will be a game coming out based on the movie and some shots look like they could belong in Turok Dinosaur Hunter (name drop!). He's had the story in his mind for quite some time but didn't want to make it because the technology wasn't there. You got the plot pretty right on. There might be some differences here and there but you could call this Dances With Na'vi. I can find another bad Cameron movie. How about The Abyss? Yeah I said it. You know why? Cause it ain't good.
PAUL: I knew that was coming...The Abyss rocks! You're crazy for thinking it doesn't. The Abyss adds to Cameron's collection of watershed moments in visual effects history. The Abyss water tentacle paved the way for the T-1000. Titanic obviously broke new ground in visual effects and I've got confidence that this movie will do likewise. I'm just hoping we get to see some Arturians!
PATRICK: I'd like to chime in here to say, I don't know how this movie cannot disappoint. I think James Cameron was well on his way to George Lucas-sized hubris by the time Titanic came out. The "King of the World" hasn't made a narrative film in 12 years, and stewing in your own success for a decade does not often make for great films. I'm afraid Avatar is going to be the tone-deaf, bloated, and self important work of an egotistical filmmaker who has had more success than is good for him. I hope I'm wrong, but I think Cameron is past making the lean, tight, unpretentious movies of his youth for which we all love him.
RICKY: I agree with what you said Paul but the effects didn't make The Abyss a good movie. The story is the main problem in The Abyss. The characters seem more like caricatures. Outside of Ed Harris, Michael Biehn (our boy!) and Mary Elizabeth Mastra-Mastro-you know who I'm talking about, the acting is pretty weak. You said yourself your favorite character in the movie is Tracy Chapman and she's hardly in it! James Cameron is not a director who I give a pass to because the effects outweigh the story. He is held to a higher standard as I'm sure every other nerd on here would agree. He belongs to the small class of directors who relies more on story and his ridonkulous groundbreaking effects on top of that to tell the story. I'm no way ready to put Cameron in George Lucas territory yet like Patrick. Cameron at least kept directing movies after his initial success. Lucas is still talkin' bout "I'm ready to step out the Star Wars universe BUT before I do I have this idea for a Star Wars TV show.". I got an idea George. Stop wearing plaid shirts.
PATRICK: The Abyss is when it started going downhill for me. Lot of good elements but not a cohesive movie. When a director starts getting too big to listen to people then you get big bloated movies like The Abyss or Titanic. Even Terminator 2 was too long. Compare that to Aliens or Terminator where there is really no time wasted at all. In fact, one can argue that some of those deleted scenes from Aliens should never have been cut at all.
The other thing about Avatar that looks annoying is that I have a suspicion that Cameron is working out some Vietnam bullshit as people his age like to do in sci-fi movies. Like George Lucas saying the Endor battle at the end of Return of the Jedi was a metaphor for Vietnam. Or Cameron himself saying a similar thing about Aliens and how it was like Vietnam because it was high tech weaponry failing against a low tech enemy. So, I suspect some of that is going to be a factor in Avatar. My question is, how sheltered are you when human beings from another culture are as exotic to you as space aliens? I like metaphor as much as the next guy but that is a crazy-ass leap.
As if you needed another reason to want to see Where The Wild Things Are now comes this amazing news. Karen O. is doing the soundtrack to Where The Wild Things Are. Alright, all together now: SOLID! Pitchfork.com has the article on the soundtrack's release date (September 29). Rolling Stone has the article which you can check out here revealing who the rest of her bandmates are on the soundtrack. You can check out the first single Highway 61 right here. I did and I dig it. Big thumbs up. My girl grooves like a rock star. We'll all be listening as we watch Where The Wild Things Are when it's released on October 16th.
Here's the trailer to the upcoming comedy Gentlemen Broncos. The two selling points at the top of the poster above are not what make me want to go see this movie. I've never seen Napolean Dynamite. When I've tried to I've gotten bored immediately. Nacho Libre is on my "I'll get to it" movie list. No beautiful peoples the two main selling points for me in this trailer are Jemaine Clement and Sam Rockwell. Clement is half of the very funny comedy duo Flight Of The Conchords. If you don't know who Sam Rockwell is (and you won't recognize him in the trailer if you're not) you better ask somebody. Currently he's starring in this summer's highly rated/highly under seen Moon. You know what? My apologies to you Mr. Sam Rockwell. I've done you a disservice myself by not seeing more of your movies. My favorite performances of yours are from Galaxy Quest and Charlie's Angels. That'd be like if someone asked me what my favorite Pacino performances and I said Revolution and Cruising.
I stand by Galaxy Quest being a great movie though. It's hilarious and Sam Rockwell's hilarious in it. Charlie's Angels? Well judge me if you must. Regardless I'm not being fair to you Mr. Rockwell. Your movies are currently in my Netflix queue so I hope all will be forgiven. Gentlemen Broncos is the story of "a loveable loner whose passion for writing leads him on an offbeat and hilarious journey as his story first gets ripped off by the legendary fantasy novelist, Ronald Chevalier (Jemaine Clement) and then is adapted into a disastrous movie by the small town’s most prolific homespun filmmaker." Thank you Trailer Addict for that lovely description. Thank you Jed Resnik for letting me know about this trailer. Who's Jed Resnik? He has a great site out of New York that you should check out as well. Gentlemen Broncos arrives in theaters on October 30, 2009.
I recently saw District 9 and enjoyed it thoroughly. If ever there was a movie that could live as a badass video game franchise this is it (my apologies to Caligula). From the various weapons and skill classes to vehicles and potential for different environments, on Earth and otherwise, I felt this is a game I need to play!
But back to the film, which I thought was amazing. Technically it's brilliant. Some movies know exactly how to handle CG effects and some movies don't have a clue (see G.I. Joe). With the improvement of motion tracking software the shaky cam has entered the CG world with very impressive results. Often times a shot is deliberately presenting exactly what the graphics department has done in a way they would not have framed it had it been a real actor. In District 9 we get none of that. Prawns populate the corners of the frame, scurry about and are never on display as a pat on the directors back. This world looks real. The weapons look real and their results look frighteningly real. The visual effects gave me the sort of visceral (yeah Ricky, you read the word "visceral" today) reaction I only seem to find in non-Hollywood extravaganza's (see The Host), fan films (remember Troops?) or mystery films which are becoming so advanced these days they can no longer be categorized as such.
It makes me wonder how big budget movies can get it so wrong. With a lot of money can sometimes come complacency. It strikes me that the crew of a film like District 9 might have more of a connection to the material than the group working on Spiderman 3. Sure, they're professionals and they're getting paid, but in the end, it's Spiderman that's up on that screen...not their hard work. When working on a film like District 9, perhaps they're more inclined to really push their creative and artistic limits. Perhaps so they can get a fat-cat job on a Spiderman 3, take long lunches and phone it in...right Brett?
District 9 had a budget of $30 million dollars. G.I. Joe had a budget of $170 million. Transformers 2 had a budget of $200 million. Spiderman 3 had a budget of $258 million! Caligula's budget was $22 million...22 million? Really Caligula? In the long run, which one of these films will be remembered (sans Caligula of course)? District 9. Without a doubt. The film proves that creativity and intelligence trumps formula and boat loads of cash.
Of course we all fear that District 10 will have a budget of $300 million dollars, go to the "prawns" homeworld and be all kinds of suck. I'm hoping that the people involved are smart enough not to do that (see Episodes I, II and III).
Now, onto my guy, Christopher Johnson. What an interesting character. It's a clever trick to give him a son. He's instantly humanized. I read on the internets that some are speculating that perhaps Christopher was at one time a human. That he has already undergone the transformation Wikus is experiencing. I don't know about that. First...he's got an alien son. Second, he's extremely loyal to his "people". He knows about his homeworld and is very proficient at the technology. So, sorry, but it's an interesting thought. Moving on, the character of Christopher Johnson is likeable in the mythology because it shows that the prawns have lower intellegent members and higher intelligent members as well. It should come as no surprise that a species that can create a vehicle like the space craft is not a dumb species. Why they didn't land in Vegas though I'll never know. And those weapons. Yowza. No thanks. Keep that away from me. The last thing I want is for the military to get their hands on those. Again though, awesome video game weapons. So, Christopher, who spent twenty years looking for some fluid he didn't seem all that excited to find, father of a little prawn, ally to a particularly unfortunate individual and potential savior (Christ-opher?) of his race...is that your boy?
Shameless plug: Here's Christopher Johnson's Facebook fan page...holding steady with 2 fans at the time of this post! Get on that!
And for fun, here's the original short film District 9 by Neill Blomkamp. Good stuff, along with some other things.
The Thing (1982) Director: John Carpenter Genre: Horror/Suspense
THE MOVIE:
John Carpenter's The Thing is the story of a small group of men who are manning a remote American Antarctic outpost. Their isolation is interrupted by the arrival of a mysterious dog which is chased by a helicopter from a distant Norwegian settlement. Attempting to kill the dog, the helicopter and it's pilot are destroyed. MacReady (Kurt Russell) and some others from the American base investigate the Norwegian settlement to find it destroyed. They also find what appears to be a flying saucer half buried in the ice and a mangled semi-human body.
When they return to the American station, the mysterious dog begins to mutate into some sort of Lovecraftian tentacle monster, attempting to absorb and mutate the other dogs in its pen but is torched by the crew before it can finish. From here we can very well have Alien On Ice, after all, this was produced immediately after the success of Ridley Scott's movie. No doubt, the success of Alien allowed The Thing to be made. However, the twist offered by Carpenter's movie is that this alien creature is able to assume the form of any other organism, so from a dramatic point of view it offers the suspense of never knowing which members of the crew are human and which have been infected by the monster. This fact alone helps underscore the tension and heighten the relationships between the characters, adding a nice mystery element to the story. It's the rare movie of this genre that gives its actors something to do other than running around screaming.
The Thing was released at the tail end of the late '70's and early 80's sci-fi movie boom and was lost in the shuffle, actually being released the same month as Blade Runner and E.T. At the time of it's release it was criticized for its excessive gore and disgusting special effects. It is one of those movies that actually found its legs on the subsequent home video market, which was barely existent when it was first released. The movie has spawned a number of comic book sequels as well as a video game.
The Thing is actually a remake of a fifities sci-fi movie, The Thing From Another World, which in turn was loosely based on the novella "Who Goes There?" written in the '30's by John W. Campbell, which seems to have borrowed the Antarctic setting and themes from "At The Mountains of Madness" by H. P. Lovecraft. Carpenter's remake actually stays closer to the plot of the novella, and restores the movie's idea that the creature can assume anyone's shape or identity. It also seems to have inspired the first season X-Files episode "Ice."
THE MONSTER/EFFECTS:
The Thing is a seriously gory and disgusting movie but the effects are groundbreaking and imaginative and push the envelope of pre-digital effects. You don't really see effects this imaginative until T2 is released in 1991. I can even say that for a movie released in 1982 there are a few shots that DONT look dated today, which is pretty good for a movie that relies on stop-motion and animatronics.
The monster is only recognizable as a monster when it is in midtransformation, when it is a mismatched collection of tentacles and bizarre flowery appendages, with human and animal parts randomly thrown in. Sadly, one never gets to see the alien's true form which would have been cool at the finale. Perhaps it doesn't have one.
MONSTERS FEATURED:
"The Thing" in various forms.
DVD AVAILABILITY:
Collector's Edition released in 1998 with an 80 minute documentary, commentary from Carpenter and Russell and deleted scenes.
There is also a Blu-Ray which I haven't yet seen.
SEQUELS:
None, but there have been rumors over the last five years or so about a sequel/prequel/remake. Right now, it looks likely to be a prequel set in the Norwegian base.
SEE ALSO:
Alien (1979), The Fly (1986), The X-Files "Ice" 1993
Here's the trailer to the upcoming film The Box. It stars Cameron Diaz, James Marsden, and 1/3 of Frank Langella's face. The Box is a film about married couple Diaz and Marsden who are going through tough economic times in the '70's. Just when it seems like they are at the end of their rope Frank Lagella's tore up face shows up with a small box and quite the offer. If they push the button on the box they will recieve $1 million dollars. Brilliant! The catch? Someone will die when they push the button. Do they push the button knowing someone is going to have to die in order for them to get out of their own hardships? If I was in this movie it would go like this:
1/3 of Frank Langella's Face: If you push the button you will recieve a million dollars but someone will--
Cut to me shoving Cameron Diaz out of the way then slamming down on the button. End credits roll.
It'd be an easy decision for me is all I'm saying. Especially if it could be someone I don't know. The scene could also go like this:
1/3 of Frank Langella's Face: If you push the button you will recieve a million dollars but someone somewhere will die.
Me: Actually 1/3 of Frank Langella's face, here's a list of some people who really don't deserve to be here. Take one of them, throw in an extra million, and I'll help you out with your face situation.
Cut to me shoving Cameron Diaz out of the way then slamming down on the button. End credits roll.
I liked just about everything I saw in this trailer. It's what I don't see that does not have me sold on it completely. The Box is directed by Richard Kelly who's first film was Donnie Darko (good but overrated) and who's second film was Southland Tales (I've been told it's not good and it was terribly rated). I'm going to see it regardless partly because I'm just happy at the fact that their is a scary movie coming out in October that doesn't have the word Saw and a Roman numeral in the title. The Box opens in theaters on October 30th, 2009.
Mattel has a new collector line, Masters of the Universe Classics sold exclusively on MattyCollector, featuring all your favorite MOTU characters such as He-Man, Skeletor, Trap Jaw and...He-Ro. Who the hell is He-Ro, you ask? He-Ro was an ultra rare prototype from an unproduced prequel line to Masters of the Universe that was to be set in ancient Eternia. This month he was made available to own for the first time.
I'm a big fan of this action figure line but, is it just me, or does He-Ro look like he just roller-skated out of a production of Xanadu? And did everyone in ancient Eternia have '80's hair?
Hey peoples! Here's the trailer to the upcoming film Legion starring Paul Bettany (the albino from The Da Vinci Code), Dennis Quaid (not the enemy from the classic Enemy Mine), Charles S. Dutton (Roc from ROC), the scariest Ice Cream Man ever, and a Crazy Ass Freaky Old Woman (Estelle Getty returning from the grave maybe?) who you shouldn't let anywhere near your unborn child. Trailer Addict describes the story as this, "When God loses faith in Mankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner and the Archangel Michael.". My first reaction after watching the trailer was, "Is this The Prophecy with a bigger budget?". I liked what I saw here especially that Ice Cream Man. That's a pretty freaky intro. That creature looks like it could exist in the world of John Carpenter's The Thing with it's stretchy skin and twisted figure. I'm never going to look at an Ice Cream man the same way ever again. I do find it kind of strange that the trailer is over five minutes long. It doesn't need to be that long. It's like a trailer for a movie from the '70's where they practically showed you the whole movie. That's my main problem with this one. The pacing is all off. There's a lot of set up and then a lot of action shots. They could shave off a good two minutes from this trailer and have something that piques your interest, hits you with the action, then gives you a release date. Instead they try and make sure that you really understand what the plot of the movie is about and it does more harm than good. Good intention, bad execution. Watch and decide for yourself. Legion arrives in theaters January 22, 2010.
And here's an Ice Cream Man we all remember and love:
Based on the first trailer for Where The Wild Things Are and now this new one it’s safe to say this film is going to win the “It’s Okay To Be A Grown Man and Cry While Watching This Movie” Award. I remember reading the behind the scenes stories about this movie and the studio not happy with the footage they were seeing. What the hell were they looking at? What were they being shown? I don’t need to describe this trailer. It’s awesome. Check it.
The trailer for Peter Jackson's newest movie The Lovely Bones has arrived over at Apple and you can watch it right here. The movie is based on the book of the same name and tells the story of a young girl who is murdered and then watches the effects this has on her family and her killer from heaven. The cast includes Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz, Susan Sarandon, Michael Imperioli, and Stanley Tucci. I'm making a prediction right now after seeing this trailer for the first time: Stanley Tucci will get an Oscar nomination for his role in this movie. Stanley Tucci has been my boy ever since his role as manipulative sum-ma-mabitch Richard Cross on the cancelled too soon ABC show Murder One and his role as the ambitious restaurant owner Secondo in the highly underwatched film Big Night. The moment that sold me on Stanley Tucci in this trailer is when pictures are being shown of him as a possible suspect (I assume that's why they are being shown) to Wahlberg and Weisz, who play the parents of the murdered child, and the pictures show them everything but Stanley Tucci's face. It's pretty creepy. I see quite a few Academy Award nominations headed towards The Lovely Bones after watching this trailer. Take a look for yourself. The Lovely Bones arrives in theaters on December 11, 2009.
Benicio Del Toro. Benny The Bull. That's my boy. Here's a cool article courtesy of Fandango about Benicio Del Toro receiving an award while in Cuba just yesterday. The award was being given to him to honor his amazing body of work in movies. What I wouldn't give to be at this event after reading who was there. Word. I really hope we get to see him as Moe in the Three Stooges movie someday. How about some classic Benicio right about now?
Well well well. Remember when that question was asked here before? I wanted Jake Peavy to be my boy but he was all like, "No thanks White Sox." Then he got injured and we thought it was for the best. Well guess who wants to be my boy now? Hello White Sox starting pitcher Jake Peavy. Wha' happen pah'tna? I thought you didn't wanna be here? You were telling us about how much you really wanted to stay in San Diego. Well I'll tell ya' this! Until he's off the DL and starts pitching, he ain't my boy just yet. He ain't even a friend of ours. He a friend of mine. You still gotta earn it son. Go Sox.
Apple has the trailer for the new Coen Bros. movie A Serious Man. Ain't It Cool News called it the best trailer this year. Really? Ok. I don't know about all that. I watched it yesterday for the first time and I wasn't blown away by it. Don't get me wrong, it's one of the more original trailers I've seen this year. On top of that it's hilarious. I love the banging of the head throughout the whole trailer. I love the shot of the physics professor standing in front of the blackboard surrounded by equations. I don't know why but I really liked the fact that I do not recognize a lot of the actors. I was never taken out of the trailer by going "Hey there's John Turturro!". I was hoping to see J.K. Simmons pop up though. He's a favorite of mine and the Coens. I agree more with CHUD's opinion on the trailer especially Nick Nunziata's last comment about not getting what the movie is about but still getting it. Is this the best trailer of the year? Talk to it and let me know. A Serious Man opens on October 2, 2009.
***I've watched the trailer a few more times today and I have to admit that it's growing on me.
Happy Friday peoples. Here's the trailer to the new film from Wes Anderson, The Fantastic Mr. Fox. This is the first non Pixar animated movie that's gotten me excited in awhile. It has a cool cast of voices, a few who've been in Anderson movies before like Bill Murray, Anjelica Huston, Jason Schwartzman, Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett, Willem Dafoe, and it has two newbies to the Anderson universe, Meryl Streep and as the voice of Mr. Fox, George Clooney. The Fantastic Mr. Fox is based on the children's book of the same name that I don't remember reading as a child. I like what I see from the trailer so far. It's nice to see a kids movie that isn't just filled with pop culture references or winking and pandering to the adults/parents in the audience like "Your kid's not gonna get this joke but you are. Hey Hey!". Enjoy kids. The Fantastic Mr. Fox arrives in theaters on November 13, 2009.
Pretty bad ass. That's my intelligent thought provoking review for this trailer. I was trying to come up with something maybe a little bit more poetic but then I thought the words Ninja and Assasin are in the title and people, both of those things are bad ass. Here is the trailer to Ninja Assasin. This is one of the better trailers to a film I've seen in a while. When's the last time we had a good ninja movie. Does Batman Begins count? Bruce Wayne did train with ninjas. Do I have to go all the way back to the amazing Ninja epic movie trilogy starring Sho Kosugi. There was Enter The Ninja:
You almost don't have to watch the movie after watching that trailer. But you should because then you can more clearly understand the story line to it's even greater sequel, Revenge Of The Ninja:
And just when you think he was out? They pull him back in for the Return Of The King of the Ninja series, Ninja 3: Domination:
I love ninjas. The only 2 reasons I can think of to go see G.I. Joe when it opens are named Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. I went so far as to insist that my mom buy me a ninja outfit for Halloween when I was in the fourth grade and she did. You know how we all just assume we are going to look awesome dressed in the uniform of the ninja? Don't assume that when you're a fourth grade fat boy. I'd post a picture but ninjas have sworn they'll kill me if I allow anyone to see how I disrespected them. I looked like Chunky from Goonies wrapped in black. I looked like a ninja who quit really early in his life but still wouldn't turn in the suit even though everyone knew it was over. Sho Kosugi, I let you down. Now it looks like I have a new ninja movie to look forward to from the looks of this trailer. Ninja Assasin is directed by James McTeigue and produced by the Wachowski Brothers. The last movie these guys worked on was V For Vendetta. That's a movie that almost completely redeemed the Wachowski Brothers in my opinion after the Matrix sequels happened. Vendetta is underrated. As time goes by I can see its status starting to rise and it getting the recognition it deserves. I really enjoy McTeigue's visual style even though this is only his second movie. He likes to use wide angles to the fullest extent. Solid framing and composition. I love a director who can use that 2.35 aspect ratio to its best effect. Michael Mann, Early John Carpenter, Richard Donner's Superman, David Fincher. There's a quick glimpse of a sequence of the movie's hero Rain caught in a fight that is burning all around him. That has the potential to be one of the best martial arts sequences we've seen since.....well damn The Matrix. The trailer isn't perfect though. Who chose the music for this trailer? It's awful. After getting some backstory told to us somebody thought it was a good idea to cue up some loud ass anger rock. It's too jarring. What if the RZA could've gotten his hands on this? Ooooh that'd be hot. He's made soundtracks before. He definately has experience in the genre because he knocked out the Kill Bill soundtracks. We all know how the Wu feels about martial arts. Cue the Liquid Swords son. I'd also like to offer up this now tired trailer cliche your honor. The old "car comes out of nowhere and hits you" payoff shot. If an actor is standing in a frame that has a little bit more open space to it than the other and the character is looking in the opposite direction, a car will probably be hitting him. Or if 2 characters are staring at each other in close up and it goes to a wide shot of one of them turning around? He gone! I'm gonna wish on my shiny ninja stars that this movie is solid. I'll be in line in my fourth grade ninja out fit when Ninja Assasin opens in theaters November 15, 2009.
This will be a hit and run here, but Marbury is entering meltdown mode. It's not like me to be so cynical...but this might not have a happy ending. He's going crazy.
RICKY: Marbury. That is ya' boy. Can we put him on the NBA All Crazy Team? Get him on there with Artest, that dude from the Nuggets who looks like Method Man, get Iverson on there too. The teams logo could be Rodman in the wedding dress.
Alright I will admit that this trailer is not necessarily new. It showed up online last week but in case you missed it here's the trailer for Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland. I was Dis-A-Pointed in this trailer. You know what? I think I'm ready for Tim Burton to make a movie that doesn't have any gothic type costumes, music, or setting. It's just become too predictable and from this trailer his style seems forced into the Alice In Wonderland world. Speaking of forced, do we really need Johnny Depp doing the voiceover for this movie. I get it, he's Johnny Depp. He's big time. He's Tim Burton's boy (I'd like to see a Michael Keaton/Tim Burton reunion myself). He gets people in the seats. If you were to tell me "Hey Johnny Depp is making a movie where he's playing Michael Jackson (too soon? too late? too high?)." I'd think that's ridiculous but then I'd still check it out just to see if he'd wear Michael's outfit from the Rock With You video. Someone call me out if I'm wrong but I don't remember the Mad Hatter having a huge role in the actual book. And can Helena Bonham Carter make a movie where she looks normal again? Her head looks freakier than it did in Terminator 4. She's turning into Jack White for me where I'm starting to question if she's even from our time period. The only weird looking role that made sense to me in this was the appearance of Crispin Glover. Why? Well I think this explains everything about Crispin Glover:
Decide for yourself peoples. Alice In Wonderland arrives in theaters on March 5, 2010.
CHUD has a look at the new Nightmare On Elm Street poster and here it is for you kids. What do I think of it? I just don't get excited about horror remakes anymore. The casting of Jackie Earl Haley as Freddy Krueger is pretty spot on but that's where my excitement ends. You know what I'd like to see? Jackie Earl Haley as Freddy Krueger as Ronnie in a remake of Little Children. "I was only trying to cool off!"
Paul: Every time I see Little Children it reminds me of a first date I once had. Comic Con had some footage I believe of the new NOES. Yes...it's finally been reduced to letters! I'm looking forward to this. Of all the "reboots" this has the source material I'm most familiar with. I grew up on NOES. I was Freddy for halloween years ago. I bought a red sweater and sharpie'd in the green stripes. I own all the movies. I don't own all the Halloweens, Friday the 13th's or any of the other franchises. I own all the Nightmares. Yes, even New Nightmare. So this one is a go for me. I'm just hoping there's not an awkward Robert Englund cameo. Ok...I don't own Freddy vs. Jason. By the way, loved him in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Back in May I posted some pics about the new Denzel/Hughes Bros. movie The Book Of Eli. The pics showed Denzel walking a barren earth with shades. Well now we get to see it all in action because here's the trailer to the film courtesy of Apple. Hughes Bros. movies always look great. They're visual directors. Every camera placement or movement seems very intentional and well planned out and the payoff can be great like their bank robbery sequence in Dead Presidents. In this trailer there's one shot in particular of Denzel stepping back into shadow and we see his weapon of choice that he's holding. It's a great slow reveal. I don't believe the Hughes Bros. hold back on showing their influences as well because there are also some nods to Kill Bill and The Matrix in the trailer. Shots of Denzel fighting a group of guys but the whole area is backlit so you only see silhouttes in action. They know how to work the camera. Did I mention Gary Oldman is the villain? Here's my ticket money! Let's hope this is good sci-fi action Denzel that we get and not bad sci-fi action Denzel. I'm looking at you Virtuosity. The Book Of Eli opens in theaters January 15, 2010.
Once again Mark Buehrle proved why he is the best pitcher in Chicago by pitching a perfect game today against the Tampa Bay Rays. Is Mark Buehrle my boy? This is the 2nd no hitter he's thrown. I was lucky enough to be at the first one. He helped bring a World Series to Chicago. He saves pregnant women from burning buildings while they are in the middle of labor! Alright I'm not sure on that last one but he would if he had the time. My man is out there busy winning games right now which is how I like it. Go Sox son. Go Sox.
"I'm Back! I'm Back!! I'm Back!!!" - Get Up Offa That Thing by James Brown
Oh yes it ain't over. Once again it's on and with a resounding "Hell Yeah" I answer the question presented here. DJ Madrid is my boy. Our Boy. Friend of Ours. Pretty peoples I've gone and seen the world and it's seen me and you know what I learned? I ain't seen enough! Behold the man who made 2 weeks of our lives some of the most fun we've ever had and our boy did it all with the 3 healthiest ingredients, beats, funk, and rhythm. Dance floors packed till at least 5am, champagne glasses raised all up in the air, my sweaty ass self jukin'! And that was just the first night pretty peoples. He brought House music to the Sea that we were sailing on and like all great music should it sent the professionals in Bliss to a whole 'nutha level. What's Bliss you ask? I'll answer that with this question: What's Brooklyn? What's Jersey? It's what we look for and either you find it or it finds you. DJ Madrid played some straight up old school and deep soul House music and if that didn't get you here's some Pharcyde, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, the GZA, Common, Tribe and he even played that one song that goes "Dahn't Deh Dahn't!". You know the cut "Last Night A DJ Saved My Life"? Our lives were saved on the Gem by Chicago's very own DJ Madrid. I mean goddamn I danced to House music on the deck of a cruise ship on the Mediterranean Sea on the 4th of July at one point with a live horn section accompanying him. Are you kidding me! Are you pickin' up what I'm putting down?!! That's what professionals do. I'm not gonna tell you too much because I need some memories to hold onto for my own self. My man. DJ Madrid. That is our boy. You can and should check him out spinning every Wednesday night at Sushi Samba.
That in the picture there is his partner in crime Sadie. Oh yeah girl. We ain't forgot about you. You got your big ups coming to you.
Do you remember Faker from Masters of the Universe? The Evil Robot of Skeletor? No? You probably know him better as The Weird-Ass Blue He-Man. Supposedly Faker was a robot employed by Skeletor to impersonate He-Man. Faker was a perfect replica for He-Man in every way. Except for the fact that he was blue. And that he had red hair. And different armor. And a bright orange sword.
How wacky is that? Apparently he was like an evil Omnibot 2000.
Here he is in action:
