So it was just announced this week. Michael Bay will be fucking up-I mean directing another Transformers movie. Here are some free ideas that I'm sure would be perfect for the next movie:
Optimus Prime + Truck Nuts = hilarious and awesome.
Find new things for Megan Fox to mount or lean skankily over.
Make a comic relief Autobot named Low Ride, and give him a hilarious Mexican accent. See if Carlos Mencia is available to voice him. Orale!
Ravage was awesome in TF2, so bring him back. He was clearly killed in the last movie? Who cares! Bring him back anyway. No one will notice.
Need to bring in the Dinobots on this one. Instead of making them talk like cavemen, have them act retarded. People love that shit! And have Grimlock poop on something.
And use more of those classic names that people like. Only don't make them look or act anything like the old characters, just use the names.
We need to get the Combaticons in this one. But make sure when they are combined in Bruticus, you can clearly see their individual vehicle and robot modes in the background. No one will notice! Trust me!
Oh! And don't forget to have characters move randomly though space when it is convenient. No one notices shit like that. Like the giant aircraft graveyard that is outside of the Smithsonian.
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