Hello...What have we here?Now, I like a good sausage fest as much as anyone but let's face it, the Masters of the Universe Classics line has pretty much exclusively featured hot man-on-man action up until this point. With the possible exception of He-Ro, my MOTUC figures have been desperately seeking female companionship so I am happy to announce the arrival of Teela, the "Warrior Goddess," adopted daughter to Man-At-Arms and Captain of the Royal Guard. And winner of the "Best Gams on Eternia" contest three years in a row.
In addition to her very fetching sculpt, Teela comes complete with her cobra armor, her falcon/mom, a 200x inspired sword, a shield, a cool cobra staff and an alternate head. Apparently, having lots of accessories runs in the family.
In addition to her very fetching sculpt, Teela comes complete with her cobra armor, her falcon/mom, a 200x inspired sword, a shield, a cool cobra staff and an alternate head. Apparently, having lots of accessories runs in the family.
Freaky-deakies need love too.You'll be able to get your sweaty nerd hands on her starting October 15th at mattycollector.com. Being that she's the very first female character and due to her having been the object of much pre-pubescent boy lust, Teela is very likely to sell out quickly so be ready at 12PM Eastern Time.
Now, I know you are all anxious to take Teela home. But I should warn you, like many hot girls, she has issues. First, rumor has it that she has problems turning her waist, which will limit some of the disgusting poses you will no doubt try to put her in. Second, she's got some serious emotional baggage. See the video below:
If you think you can deal with all of that drama, she will be available on the 15th.
You have an irrational fear of women. She has "emotional baggage" simply because she wants to know who her mother is? I would say that Skeletor with his hunger for evil or Prince Adam/He-Man has more personal baggage.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously this figure has some serious man-like features. Hopefully Evil-lin or The Sorceress will look better.
Let's see, her mom is a weird bird-woman who lives as a shut-in in Castle Grayskull and doesn't really have anything to do with her, she was raised by a single workaholic dad, the closest thing she has to a relationship is a mysterious muscle man who shows up out of the blue once in a while, so yeah, she's got issues.
ReplyDeleteAgain, those don't sound like issues she really has. They sound like issues other people have in THEIR own lives.
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